Ok Dott left me with a very naughty boy. He has figured out chairs, and that they can be used for more then just laying on and as tools for his nefarious deeds. No longer satisfied with jumping on them he now pushes them around to do his bidding...

Pushes chair to counter jumps on counter. (this we did not see, but we found foot prints on the counter, so it is factual, as to him having any conversations with said chair, this is fiction, lol.)  Pushing  chair to table, jumps up and licks the sugar out of the sugar bowl..(this again we did not see, but the sticky sweet beard and paw prints was proof enough for me.) Want clean floors oh hell no, no such thing in my house right now! Mud up to his belly with his joyful digging in the wet dirt. "What's dad doing now..hmmm must go see...OHHHH fresh Dirt and water...OMG roll roll roll" etc etc etc..

While I admit it takes a brilliant brain to think these things through he does seem to excel in this area, lol. He has his mothers analytical brain, and the sneaky gene she had. I am looking forward to another year of hell here, lol.